Every other "mom-to-be" seems to be in the express lane, making their kids like a TV dinner instant meal, and here I am with a Thanksgiving dinner in my stomach....taking forever.
I guess this way is better, TV dinners don't have much nutritional value anyway.
....................That doesn't really sound right.
I don't eat children.
I'll stop now.
Then there are the women who have babies like they're on a mission to repopulate the planet ... in a hurry ... who are "Supermoms". The kind that have perfectly well-behaved children and still manage to look stunning ... (Yes, Mia, you.)
How do you turn into one of those?
But........I think even those mothers would admit that they have no idea what is going on. I never know what's going on. I didn't even have to become a parent to admit that.
H!
PS. I don't like my obstetrician's moustache.
You're going to be an amazing mommy. :)
ReplyDeleteYour in the home stretch ( I just got the fact that is a baseball reference..such a tard I am )
ReplyDeleteI want you to not be pregnant so I can hold sweet button whenever I want!
LOVE YOU so very much and you and I both are going to have no idea in hell what we are doing half the time but the fun of it will be laughing to together at each other :)